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Alleged Hunter Biden Voice In Leaked Audio: I’m Getting Asked About My Representation Of ‘The F***ing Spy Chief Of China’

Preview: A leaked audio file that was published by The National Pulse on Tuesday allegedly showed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, lamenting his problems, which included pressure that he was receiving from reporters who were starting to question him about his alleged representation of “the f***ing spy chief of China.” “I get calls […]

Trump Camp Releases Comical Ad Showing POTUS Tossing ‘MAGA’ Hats At Opponents

Preview: A Trump ad posted to President Donald Trump’s YouTube page on Tuesday shows POTUS mockingly tossing the iconic red “Make America Great Again” hats at opponents of the Right, including Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, and an apparent Left-wing rioter. The music in the comical ad is to the tune […]

BREAKING: Feds Authorized FISA Warrant Against Hunter Biden Chinese Business Associate, Report Says

Preview: Federal law enforcement officials reportedly obtained a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) warrant against a Chinese business associate of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden. The Daily Caller News Foundation reports that the revelation suggests that the man, Patrick Ho, was “suspected of acting as a covert agent of a foreign government.” The […]

Biden Whistleblower: ‘I Think Joe Biden And The Biden Family Are Compromised’ By China

Preview: Tony Bobulinski, a whistleblower who was a former business partner of Hunter Biden, told Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Tuesday night that he believes that the Biden family, including Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, is compromised by China. “What are the implications of this going forward?” Carlson asked. “If Joe Biden is elected president, […]

Biden Whistleblower Plays Tape Of Biden Allies Responding To Him Going Public: You’re ‘Gonna Bury All Of Us’

Preview: Tony Bobulinski, a whistleblower who was a former business partner of Hunter Biden, played an audio recording on Tuesday evening from a phone call that he allegedly had with a self-described Biden family representative where he indicated to them that he was going public with his explosive story about the foreign business dealings of Democratic […]

Biden Whistleblower: Joe Biden Gave ‘An Emphatic No’ To ‘Putting Proper Governance In Place’ For Business With Hunter

Preview: Tony Bobulinski, a whistleblower who was a former business partner of Hunter Biden, told Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Tuesday that Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden gave his son, Hunter Biden, an “emphatic no” to “putting proper governance in place” for business with Hunter Biden. “This is a small point, but I can’t get […]

Cardi B ‘Scared’ To Find Trump Supporters In Los Angeles: ‘I Don’t Like This’

Preview: It seems that even in a liberal bastion like Los Angeles, there is always a Trump supporter or two waiting in the bushes, which seemingly terrifies rapper Cardi B. In an Instagram video posted this week, the “WAP” singer lamented of the “big a** trucks” and those with “fake guns” waving American flags. “Oh, my […]

Biden Whistleblower: Jim Biden Told Me Joe Biden Wouldn’t Get Hurt By Their Actions Due To ‘Plausible Deniability’

Preview: Tony Bobulinski, a whistleblower who was a former business partner of Hunter Biden, told Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Tuesday that Jim Biden, the brother of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, told him that Joe Biden would not be hurt by their foreign business dealings because of “plausible deniability.” Bobulinski says that he met […]

Shepard Smith’s New CNBC Show Continues To Bomb In Ratings

Preview: CNBC anchor Shepard Smith’s new primetime show “The News with Shepard Smith” continues to suffer from abysmal ratings after its recent debut, even falling behind reruns of “Lou Dobbs Tonight” on the Fox Business channel. Smith’s show, which premiered Sept. 30 to an audience of approximately 373,000, according to Nielsen Media Research, experienced a continual […]

Actor Cast To Play Colin Kaepernick In Netflix Bio Series

Preview: The Netflix bio series on the life and childhood of former 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is headed to a TV near you and the young actor set to play him as already been cast. In a post to Twitter on Tuesday, the famed national anthem protester announced that young Jaden Michael will be playing the […]

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TRUMP HACKED...

Preview: TRUMP HACKED... (Top headline, 1st story, link) Related stories: 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

'This site was seized'...

Preview: 'This site was seized'... (Top headline, 2nd story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

Campaign Pulls FL Ads...

Preview: Campaign Pulls FL Ads... (Top headline, 3rd story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map...

Preview: Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... (Top headline, 4th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

538 FORECAST...

Preview: 538 FORECAST... (Top headline, 5th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

ECONOMIST DATABASE...

Preview: ECONOMIST DATABASE... (Top headline, 6th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

PRINCETON CONSORTIUM...

Preview: PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... (Top headline, 7th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

REALCLEAR...

Preview: REALCLEAR... (Top headline, 8th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted...

Preview: Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... (Top headline, 9th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED...

Preview: 71 MILLION ALREADY VOTED... (Top headline, 10th story, link) Related stories: TRUMP HACKED... 'This site was seized'... Campaign Pulls FL Ads... Plays Defense as Biden Looks to Expand Electoral Map... 538 FORECAST... ECONOMIST DATABASE... PRINCETON CONSORTIUM... REALCLEAR... Election night's most-crucial number is ballots yet to be counted... Sun Belt grows bluer, more competitive... White House Declares Pandemic Over... Rallies Sealing Donald's Defeat? Covid spreading faster than ever... Record deaths in WI... NYC tells residents not to travel for Thanksgiving...

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This Day in History: Oct. 28

Preview: The original edition of “Gulliver’s Travels,” by Jonathan Swift, is first published. The Statue of Liberty, a gift from the people of France, is dedicated.

'Heroic' off-duty NYPD officer tackles, disarms suspected gunman after deadly store shooting

Preview: An off-duty NYPD officer is being hailed as a hero after he tackled an armed gunman who fatally shot a Queens deli worker on Monday, likely preventing a situation that could have been much worse.

Protests turn violent outside Washington, D.C. police station following death of 20-year old Karon Hylton

Preview: A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police Department confirmed to FOX News that windows of the station were broken and that rocks and bricks were thrown at officers. At least four officers have been injured with non-life-threatening injuries and one person has been arrested.

Teen girl killed in Houston shooting over social media beef

Preview: A 16-year-old Houston girl was killed and two others were injured in a shooting sparked by a “social media beef,” police said.

Chicago security guard stabbed 27 times after asking shoppers to mask up amid coronavirus

Preview: After a Chicago security guard asked two shoppers to put on coronavirus masks in his store, they allegedly punchined, pulled his hair and stabbed him more than two dozen times.

ICE says court order forced them to release 250 immigrants with criminal histories

Preview: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced on Tuesday that it released 250 immigrants with criminal histories in response to a coronavirus-related order issued by the Central District of California.

Girl, 7, driver killed in school bus crash in Tennessee, several hurt

Preview: It was not immediately clear how many people had been riding on the bus.

Philadelphia police say 1,000 looters targeting businesses on second night of protests

Preview: A second night of unrest in Philadelphia began Tuesday over the police shooting death of a Black man, just as his children recalled their father in front of reporters.

New York City man falls through sidewalk sinkhole into pit of rats: Reports

Preview: A Bronx man wound up in the hospital Saturday after the concrete collapsed beneath his feet, sending him tumbling into a decrepit basement -- where he encountered a mischief of rats, according to local reports.

Walter Wallace Jr., who was shot by Philadelphia police, had a criminal history, rapped about shooting cops

Preview: The Black man fatally shot by Philadelphia police officers on Monday was an aspiring rapper who sometimes rhymed about shooting people, including police officers, and was awaiting trial for allegedly threatening to shoot someone, according to media reports.

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The Moneyist: I offered my son $30K for a down payment on a home. His fiancée wants a written agreement for my gift to be split 50/50

Preview: ‘My son had already agreed that any house they buy would be split 50/50 in case they divorced. She is still paying off student debt and has little savings.’

: Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series as MLB finishes season with over $3 billion in losses

Preview: It's the Dodger's seventh championship in franchise history and first since 1988.

Key Words: Scaramucci says Trump has unified the country: ‘It just happens to be against him’

Preview: Anthony Scaramucci, who in 2017 was famously fired by President Donald Trump after just 10 days, has since become an outspoken critic of the president.

: Lenders forgave $287 million in unpaid debt by Trump: report

Preview: Since 2010, lenders have forgiven President Donald Trump about $287 million in debt that he did failed to repay, the New York Times reported Tuesday.

: Jon Stewart returning to TV with new series for Apple: report

Preview: Jon Stewart, former host of "The Daily Show," is reportedly making a return to TV, hosting an hourlong current-affairs series on Apple TV+.

Mark Hulbert: Most investors now expect the U.S. stock market to crash like it did in October 1987 — why that’s good news

Preview: Widespread investor pessimism is a contrarian indicator, writes Mark Hulbert.

The Moneyist: My parents gave my brothers and me $8 million in bonds, stocks and ETFs. I’d like to use my profit to travel. My parents refuse

Preview: ‘I’m a 36-year-old man with no plans on having children, and I’d like to be able to use this very small amount to pursue one of my passions in life.’

: Microsoft earnings easily top expectations, but forecast for Xbox’s debut quarter dings stock

Preview: Microsoft Corp. easily topped earnings and sales expectations with a Tuesday report, as all three of its core segments grew strongly amid demand for cloud services and videogames during the COVID-19 pandemic, but its forecast did not live up to estimates.

Election: Early voting totals hit 69 million, more than half of all votes from 2016 election

Preview: Election Day is still eight days away, but over 69 million Americans already have cast their ballots, surpassing an estimated early-votes total of about 58 million for the 2016 election.

The Margin: Even vampire bats practice social distancing when they get sick: study

Preview: Animals often isolate to avoid spreading disease in their communities — yet many humans refuse to do so

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Thieves swipe ‘Welcome to Ozone Park’ sign hours after installation

Preview: Thieves swiped a neighborhood sign in Ozone Park hours after it was unveiled this week, authorities said. The “Welcome to Ozone Park” sign was installed by community leaders on Monday morning near 149th Avenue and Cross Bay Boulevard — then promptly stolen by Tuesday, the NYPD and Councilman Eric Ulrich said. In a tweet, Ulrich...

Raptors rookie Terence Davis arrested in NYC for assaulting woman

Preview: Toronto Raptors rookie Terence Davis was arrested in Manhattan on Tuesday night for allegedly assaulting a woman at a Midtown luxury high-rise, sources said. Davis, 23, will be charged with assault over the alleged incident at The Beekman Tower on Mitchell Place near First Avenue, police sources said. The shooting guard attended Ole Miss before...

Justin Turner tested positive for COVID-19 during Dodgers’ World Series win

Preview: Los Angeles Dodgers star Justin Turner was pulled from Game 6 of the World Series on Wednesday after it was revealed he tested positive for COVID-19, according to Fox Sports. The 35-year-old said he felt “great” health-wise after the Dodgers beat the Rays 4-2 to claim the World Series. “Thanks to everyone reaching out!” Turner...

Restaurant thief found sleeping in bathroom next to booze, half-eaten cheesecake

Preview: Maybe he wanted to sleep on it? A man broke into a restaurant in the UK — and was found passed out in the bathroom the next day, beside a mop-bucket filled with bottles of booze and a half-eaten cheesecake. The owner of 808 Bar and Kitchen in Sunderland discovered the would-be thief early Saturday...

Hunter Biden emails: Tony Bobulinski says he was warned, ‘You’re just going to bury all of us’

Preview: A former Hunter Biden business partner said Tuesday he was warned against going public with information about their business dealings when another ex-partner told him: “You’re just going to bury all of us.” During an appearance on Fox News, Tony Bobulinski said he spoke with former partner Rob Walker to demand that Walker get US...

Dodgers win World Series after Rays’ controversial Blake Snell decision

Preview: Rays manager Kevin Cash’s decision to lift a very effective Blake Snell on Tuesday night in Game 6 of the World Series at Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, will be talked about from now until who knows when. And the Dodgers will love hearing the story, since the decision played a big part in...

Beverly Hills to close iconic Rodeo Drive on Election Day for security

Preview: Beverly Hills’ most famous street, Rodeo Drive, will be closed to the public on Election Day and the day after, the city’s police chief said. Police Chief Dominick Rivetti said his department will be on “full alert” starting on Halloween and through election week in case of potential protests. “As Election Day approaches and with...

Blake Snell drops F-bomb after Rays curiously pull him from World Series

Preview: Blake Snell was rolling. Rays manager Kevin Cash took him out. Disaster followed. Snell, who was mowing down the Dodgers in Game 6 of the World Series on Tuesday night, was taken out in the sixth inning and Tampa Bay leading by a run, despite the fact he threw just 73 pitches. The Rays left-hander...

Gary Sanchez among embattled Yankees playing winter ball

Preview: Three Yankees who had three dreadful 2020 seasons — for very different reasons — could be looking to get back on track with the same team in the Dominican Winter League. Miguel Andujar is set to report to Toros Del Este this week according to ESPN Deportes, while Gary Sanchez and Domingo German are also...

State judge rips Brooklyn Dems for failing to hold organizational meeting

Preview: A state judge slapped the leadership of the Brooklyn Democratic Party for violating election law by failing to hold its organizational meeting. The Kings County Democratic Committee organizational meeting is where party activists elect officers, adopt rules, fill vacancies and conduct other business. Citing the coronavirus pandemic and Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s executive orders aimed at...

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Don't Freak Out About the Election

Preview: The most important parts of life happen outside of politics.

These DUI Laws Are an Irrational Hangover From Pot Prohibition

Preview: States should stop treating sober cannabis consumers as public menaces.

Does the Supreme Court Need Fixing? If So, Why and How?

Preview: Decisions that progressives don't like are not necessarily a sign that something has gone horribly wrong.

California's Rent Control Ballot Initiative Getting Crushed in New Poll

Preview: Only 37 percent of voters said they support Prop. 21, which would give local governments more power to limit rent hikes.

Narcos TV Show Doesn't Infringe Virginia Vallejo's Memoir

Preview: A good illustration of a basic principle: Facts are not protected by copyright.

Criminal Libel Conviction Over Fake-Name Online Reviews

Preview: An interesting new case from Wisconsin.

Class #19: Due Process Clause I and Zoning III

Preview: Lochner, Muller, Buchan, and Adkins

Sacha Baron Cohen, Rudy Giuliani, and the Death of 'Disinformation' As a Useful Term

Preview: The Hunter Biden story has exposed the media's selective skepticism.

The "De Facto Parent" Doctrine and Polyamorous Relationships

Preview: Lanfair v. Ruggerio, decided Oct. 16 by the Vermont Supreme Court (in an opinion written by Justice Carroll), offers an interesting illustration. The relationship seems to have been dysfunctional in many ways (as relationships that go to court usually are); and I have no reason to think that it's any more representative of all polyamorous…

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Justin Turner tests positive for coronavirus, pulled from World Series clincher

Preview: ARLINGTON, Texas — Justin Turner was removed from the Dodgers' World Series-clinching victory after testing positive for the coronavirus. The red-headed third baseman was replaced on defense in the eighth inning and was not on the field as Los Angeles celebrated its first championship since 1988. Dodgers players and coaches ...

Colorado ski area set to become state's 1st season opener

Preview: DURANGO, Colo. (AP) - A Colorado ski area plans to hold a limited opening this week, beating rivals to become the first in the state to open for the season. Wolf Creek Ski Area said the slopes would open beginning at 9 a.m. Wednesday with three lifts running through Sunday. ...

Police suspect cold weather exposure in 2 Flagstaff deaths

Preview: FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) - Police in Flagstaff are investigating two unrelated deaths that are believed to be tied to weather. They said officers responded to a report of a man who wasn’t breathing about 11 a.m. Tuesday. Police and medical personnel determined the man identified as 61-year-old Timothy Begay of ...

Sounders are playoff bound with 2-0 victory over Vancouver

Preview: PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Raul Ruidiaz had a goal and an assist in his first game back after testing positive for coronavirus in international duty, and the Seattle Sounders clinched a spot in the playoffs with a 2-0 victory over the Vancouver Whitecaps on Tuesday night. The defending MLS ...

'We need you': GOP hunts for new voters in Trump territory

Preview: SLIPPERY ROCK, Pa. (AP) - President Donald Trump’s campaign has a bold theory for how he will win reelection: It can tap a universe of millions of supporters who did not vote for him in 2016 but will do so this time. Supposedly, these voters are overlooked by polls that ...

Trump to appeal to Nevada voters from neighboring Arizona

Preview: LAS VEGAS (AP) - President Donald Trump will make a crunch-time appeal to voters in Nevada. But he'll do so from Arizona. The president is under pressure Wednesday to prevent a repeat of a September rally in Nevada that attracted thousands of people. The airport that hosted that event was ...

Kershaw finally wins elusive World Series title

Preview: ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) - Clayton Kershaw cut through the doubters, just like one of his curveballs through the strike zone. Only took 13 seasons. One of the most accomplished pitchers in baseball history attained the achievement he had sought most, winning the World Series for the first time when the ...

Sounders clinch playoff spot with 2-0 win over Vancouver

Preview: PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Raul Ruidiaz had a goal and an assist in his first game back after testing positive for coronavirus in international duty, and the Seattle Sounders clinched a spot in the playoffs with a 2-0 victory over the Vancouver Whitecaps on Tuesday night. The defending MLS ...

Cash roasted for pulling Snell, Rays' season ends in Game 6

Preview: ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) - Blake Snell turned away from his manager and yelled an expletive as Kevin Cash headed to the mound. In control all night, the Tampa Bay ace no longer had the ball in his potent left hand. Soon, the Rays no longer had a grip on the ...

3 social media CEOs face grilling by GOP senators on bias

Preview: WASHINGTON (AP) - The CEOs of Twitter, Facebook and Google are facing a grilling by Republican senators making unfounded allegations that the tech giants show anti-conservative bias. The Senate Commerce Committee has summoned Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg and Google’s Sundar Pichai to testify for a hearing Wednesday. ...

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We Were Warned: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That Voting For Biden Is Unconstitutional

Preview: WASHINGTON, DC—They tried to warn us, but we didn't listen. Only one day after the confirmation of far far-right conservative Catholic justice Amy Coney Barrett, the Supreme Court held a special session to strike down all laws that allow people to vote for Joe Biden for president.  The post We Were Warned: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That Voting For Biden Is Unconstitutional appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

SCOTUS Installs Garage Door So ACB Can Stop In And Hear Arguments Before Dropping Kids Off At Soccer Practice

Preview: WASHINGTON, D.C.—To make things easier on the successful wife, justice, and mother of seven, the Supreme Court has installed a garage door behind the bench so Amy Coney Barrett can drive right up to the bench in her minivan while on the way to drop the kids off at soccer practice. The post SCOTUS Installs Garage Door So ACB Can Stop In And Hear Arguments Before Dropping Kids Off At Soccer Practice appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York

Preview: ALBANY, NY—In a swift and decisive response to skyrocketing crime, unemployment, and pandemic deaths, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York is demanding to know who is responsible for this mess so he can hold them accountable.  The post New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

AOC Calls For Doubling The Size Of The Court By Adding 3 Judges

Preview: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Only one day after the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the supreme court, AOC is calling for leftists in Washington to pack the courts with liberal judges. According to AOC, the next administration ought to "at least double" the size of the court by adding 3 progressive justices to the bench.  The post AOC Calls For Doubling The Size Of The Court By Adding 3 Judges appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

Supreme Court Runner-Up Merrick Garland Secures Gig On Dancing With The Stars

Preview: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Judge Merrick Garland, who came so close to becoming a Supreme Court Justice in 2016 but failed to receive a vote in the Senate, is looking forward to being in the national spotlight once again as a contestant on Dancing With the Stars. The post Supreme Court Runner-Up Merrick Garland Secures Gig On Dancing With The Stars appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

CNN Mourns ACB Confirmation By Flying Chinese Flag At Half-Mast

Preview: ATLANTA, GA—CNN is in mourning today after the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the U.S. Supreme Court. To recognize this momentous tragedy, CNN President Jeff Zucker has announced that the majestic flag of the People's Republic of China will be flown at half-mast for the remainder of the day. The post CNN Mourns ACB Confirmation By Flying Chinese Flag At Half-Mast appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy

Preview: WASHINGTON D.C.—NASA recently announced its discovery of definitive evidence that there is water on the moon. President Donald Trump wasted no time, following up with an announcement of his own. “Water in space means only one thing,” he told the press. “We need to create a Space Navy.” The post With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation's Women To Wear Handmaid's Outfit

Preview: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett immediately issued a decree that all women are to wear red handmaid's outfits for the rest of their lives. The post Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation's Women To Wear Handmaid's Outfit appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

Kavanaugh Empties Keg Of Beer On ACB's Head In Celebration

Preview: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Moments after Amy Coney Barrett was sworn in as a Supreme Court justice this evening, Justice Brett Kavanaugh leaped out of the crowd and emptied a full keg of beer on top of her head in celebration. The post Kavanaugh Empties Keg Of Beer On ACB's Head In Celebration appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

Cheers Go Up From Nation's Unborn Babies As ACB Confirmed

Preview: U.S.—As the vote to confirm Amy Coney Barrett passed the Senate today, a great disturbance was felt across the nation's wombs. The post Cheers Go Up From Nation's Unborn Babies As ACB Confirmed appeared first on The Babylon Bee.